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Update, 4 June 2007 – I beg all of those who find the tips below offensive and rude to go read the Errata as well.
Update, 30 May 2007 – Sometimes hack is the wrong keyword. I learned this the hard way as this article, Survival hacks in crowded subways, got on Digg homepage which led to me getting a LOT of evil comments, ranging from this ain’t a hack, you’re a hack to common sense has never been a hack or you’re a f**k and a jerk. What can I say but apologize for an uninspired title? A more accurate one could have been 5 obvious things to do if the subway is crowded. But inspiration came otherwise, and for that I sincerely apologize to all readers who misunderstood the message, didn’t see it’s irony and were disappointed by a funny/how to/not to list.
Still.. the hatred of some private messages or comments I received still makes me shiver as I remember Kathy. So, once again, sorry if my lame article annoyed or offended you; its purpose was just to entertain, at most…
Hate the crowded train or subway? Hate to be squeezed like a tomato between sweating strangers? These tips can be a lifesaver.
Are you one of the tens of millions who, every morning, have to commute by subway or train to their day jobs? I feel your pain, as I was one of you, daily being squished in the side of the wagon by sweaty crowds of other commuters. Here are some tips I use to make my daily commuting a bit more comfortable.
The vital space
The reason you feel uncomfortable when being squished against strangers is because you need your vital space. This comes from the primitive animal nature: our survival instincts start red alerting us whenever we let strangers get too close – we feel this as the sensation of discomfort or anxiety; the bigger/more dangerous the stranger, the bigger the space we need to stay away from it.
It’s a no brainer – in order to feel more comfortable, we need to feel secure, at distance from danger and strangers.
All animals(humans included) keep their distance from the powerful alpha males. The vital space is proportional to the importance of the animal. An alpha male will benefit from a larger space, as the weaker ones will tremble in fear and step back.The nice trick here is that you don’t really have to BE a dangerous fellow. In order to maximize your vital space and push the crowd back, all it takes is to look powerful and confident. Not to mention you will probably hook up with some girls along the way – everyone loves a secure and confident guy.How can you do it? I’ll write about this some more in some future articles, but here’s the short version: it’s all in the attitude, language and body language:When you speak, do it a bit louder than usual with larger, confident hand gestures; when you walk try to look big and important; when you seat, keep your feet spread and your arms apart; instead of looking humble, look secure. When it’ll work, you’ll know – people will start perceiving you as a secure, important fellow, an alpha male they need to keep their distance from. Careful though, not to overreact – you don’t want to look obnoxious, loud and aggressive, do you?Conclusion
Here they were, some tips for more enjoyable commuting. Remember, what I wrote above is not maths nor law. Your subway might never be crowded, you might be one to enjoy being squished against a random stranger or maybe the commute is so crowded you can’t do anything about it but try to survive. Me, I use most of them whenever traveling by train or subway, and I’m having fun.
56 Responses to Survival hacks in crowded subways
Red
May 29th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Or as we in Japan recommend: sleep!
Alex
May 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Red, I saw plenty of pictures with guys sleeping in the Tokyo subway, and I never quite understood – aren’t you afraid you oversleep and miss your station?
ania
May 29th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
or just walk
hhh
May 29th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
common sense
jay
May 29th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
omg blinking text2.0 haha
Mike
May 29th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
I’ve pulled backpacks off people on crowded trains, it’s not fair and not on.
kevin
May 29th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Uh, who calls the subway “subs?” and hacking your commute? lame.
Also, what about giving up your seat to the 8-month pregnant lady whos standing while you are being the alpha male checking your rss feeds? Or the 80 year-old guy who would kick your ass still for being lame.
ania
May 30th, 2007 at 1:19 am
evil comments! but why?
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Jason
June 1st, 2007 at 6:13 am
The Digg audience is ruthless and immature – don’t let it affect your writing.
Matt
June 1st, 2007 at 10:15 pm
I hate the digg audience. A bunch of punk 20 year olds who still borrow* money from Daddy.
*AKA take.
Dan
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:21 pm
The positioning and silent self entertainment tips are very good. But at least here in the NYC subways, if you take up too much space with elbows out and backpack on, appear loud and/or act too alpha male, you’ll either get you butt busted by a slightly-out-of-sorts-and-less-than-stirling-citizen or attract the attention of the ever-homeland-security-minded NYPD. If you decide to use those hacks, I suggest you take a cab instead while in you are in this town.
Ignacio
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
These are the most asocial recommendations one could make for a commute in a crowded subway. If you see a free space let someone who is underpriviledged in comparison to you use it, doesn’t need to be someone handicapped, but an old lady, or an old man, or just someone who looks more tired than you. Of course, one is entitled to travelling sitting once in a while, but that shouldn’t keep you from taking your context into account.
And as for the “vital space” argument, that is complete an utter evolutionist bullshit. You are perfectly capable, as a cultured human being, living in modern society, to discern between those moments when you can use space freely, and the situations when it is best to just cope with your environment.
As for the alpha male point, I don’t need to repeat myself. You are not Tarzan, you are not living in the jungle. Others commuting with you are just like you, people trying to get somwhere on time. Make it easyer on yourselves, behave in such a way that makes it more bareble to all of you.
Becca
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
I’m not from the Digg crowd but I agree, several of these are just rude. Part of living in a large city is learning to get along with a lot of people in close proximity. Telling people to put their backpacks on or to put their hand in the next seat is akin to advising apartment dwellers to blast their music so their neighbors are forced to go to Starbucks for peace and quiet.
Get a video iPod or a good book and zone out. And be nice to your fellow travelers. That’s the karma that will make your trip more enjoyable.
bleach
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:47 pm
What Ignacio said. Learn to live in the city, it’s about cooperation. Here’s an idea for another post: Hack the crowded sidewalk: never give way, just walk on, if somebody gets in your way, walk over them. And remember to look alphamanly about it. How about it?
Stepbar
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
You could always try this:
1. Leave a little bit of drool on your chin.
2. Sit back to expose your undone flies.
3. When a hot chick looks around for a seat, look at her, smile, then pat the empty one beside you 3 times while calling her over with a flick of your head.
4. Fart incessantly.
5. If someone does invade your personal space, look them in the eye and lick your lips.
Guaranteed to get you space.
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Rasti
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Be cautious if you see a group of 3 or more people (generally male) trying to look casual and unconcerned but blocking your way out from the train when there is a lot of empty around.
If you have to push them with your body to get thru the door, chances are that in the struggle you will loose your wallet.
Specially in the Barcelona Metro.
phill
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:42 am
Please take bags off and keep the between your feet – it makes more space yet the wider legs ensure space
James Cleveland
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:57 am
If everyone followed this selfish bullshit, the subway would be a mess. Look out for people other than yourself once in a while, overcome your pathetic animal instincts. These tips are bloody antisocial.
jack ketch
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:58 am
these hacks are ridiculous. obviously this will never work on a really crowded subway. My advice: Just deal with it. Posing and strutting as the ‘alpha male’ is just ridiculous. And reading while standing, holding yourself up straight with one hand on a jumpy train surrounded by people talking? The commutes aren’t that long to allow for a half dozen pages at best, another ridiculous idea. Just breathe in a calm way, relax and keep your mobile and wallet in your front pockets.
All the other ‘hacks’ are nothing more than common sense, sorta. Man I’m getting tired of Lifehacker posting hacks which aren’t hacks: why don’t they stay out of the ‘body’ and mundane stuff hacks and stick to hacks which really increase productivity; there is no way to increase productivity in a crowded bus or subway.
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lex
June 3rd, 2007 at 5:09 am
If you pulled my backpack off me I would knock you on your ass.
Michael
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:38 am
Try listening to music. It works for me, at least giving me something to hear other than annoying conversations (thank goodness cellphones don’t work in the NYC subway) and the screaching of the old subway cars in the tunnels.
bumodo
June 3rd, 2007 at 7:59 am
Don’t leave your backpack on. You can’t tell what is happening to it when its behind you and in a crouded subway even a bad thief can slip pretty much whatever he wants out of it.
De5thWavE
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:06 am
I am allergic to dust and some other airbone particles. I’m likely to get an irritated nose and eyes on crowded trains. I thought I would gain some advice from reading this article. Unfortunately it’s useless to me.
Currently, I don’t take a seat on crowded trains even if I can. I prefer to stand, especially beside the door. The door usually has vents that allow fresh air to flow in for me to breathe. At every station, if the door beside me opens, I would just go out, take the opportunity to breathe in the air, and go back inside the train and stand beside the door.
However, most of the newer trains do not have air vents. The only source of air is the air conditioners. The problem with air conditioners is that if they are not clean, they trigger my allergies probably because of the dust. In this case, the best option would be to stand on top and in front of the stairs that lead to the upper or lower level of the carraige. Since the next person’s head level will be lower than mine (the stairs are going down), I will have better breathing space.
The trains I refer to are the ones in Sydney, Australia.
Malcolm
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I get the tube in London, my tips there:
Go down the aisle where there’s not much space. Since there’s no room to fit more than one person side by side in this bit, you actually get more room than in the vestibule spaces.
If you can fit by the doors at the ends of the carriages, you get a wonderful blast of cold air if you open the windows. This is worth the extra crowding.
Don’t talk to strangers. Seriously – it’s not on.
You can fake chivalry and have fun by offering seats to women in their early forties. They often get offended that you think they’re old. Use this as a ‘justified’ excuse not to offer seats to later people who need it.
Don’t be afraid to walk. Many stations aren’t actually that far apart and the walk can be very good.
i3anshee
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:20 pm
In general these tricks are handy, except for the trick with the backpack(in general try not to bring anything to the subway, except for yourself, and if you absolutely have to, just take a cab ). But i still think that the tactics FOLI (First Out Last In) described by De5thWavE is much better(and it really works in really crowded subway).
doat
June 3rd, 2007 at 5:14 pm
The “hacks” posted in the comments about how to keep your wallet safe are more useful to me. One more: never put valuable stuff in the front part of your rucksack because thieves just slice it open with a knife and take out whatever is there (at least in Rotterdam, The Netherlands).
self centered existence
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Wow.. This has to be the one of the most self centered hacks out there. The thing that makes crowded subways problematic are the people that only care about themselves- apparently like the author of the hack.
Andrew
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
I agree with James Cleveland, if everyone followed this nonsense, public transport would be a mess and there’d be more pollution. What the hell is wrong with you people lol? I came here from Lifehacker, a productivity blog, only to find the most unproductive information I’ve seen in quite a while. This crap is almost malicious if you live in NYC – and pulling crap like this will more than likely guarantee you a beating or a shouting. I agree that we should be comfortable on the train – which involves knowing YOUR space and standing up for yourself with body gestures. But anything more than that is complete crap.
jenny
June 4th, 2007 at 12:30 am
“The nice trick here is that you don’t really have to BE a dangerous fellow. In order to maximize your vital space and push the crowd back, all it takes is to look powerful and confident. Not to mention you will probably hook up with some girls along the way – everyone loves a secure and confident guy.”
So do you think women don’t ride the subway or do you just intend this advice only for secure and confident guys?
Jai
June 4th, 2007 at 2:39 am
What about when you sit (and being a student) old people get on and you hav to get off for them? Be sure to work that in there, because it absolutly shits me when I see elderly, and pregnant people having to stand because of stupid students and arrogent business people.
Be courteous to them (elderly and pregnant) because they are weak and actually do need to sit!
Also injured people need seats to
Chi
June 4th, 2007 at 2:58 am
“…you are actually making THEM feel uncomfortable..”
you could also, call this article “How to be a wanker, in a few easy steps!”
Dee
June 4th, 2007 at 8:12 am
De5thWavE – thank you for a great laugh. I’m still giggling at the thought of someone who posts here under that name, complete with interspersed digits, mixed caps, and the overall aura of power and danger, jumping off a train every station with watery eyes and a runny nose because he’s allergic to airborne particles. Very Kleenex cyberpunk!
Kevin Bracken
June 4th, 2007 at 8:16 am
My advice is to get a job that operates slightly off-hours. No need to be rude when you have to get to work at 10 and leave at 6.
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June 4th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
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Ignacio Said:
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
These are the most asocial recommendations one could make for a commute in a crowded subway. If you see a free space let someone who is underpriviledged in comparison to you use it, doesn’t need to be someone handicapped, but an old lady, or an old man, or just someone who looks more tired than you. Of course, one is entitled to travelling sitting once in a while, but that shouldn’t keep you from taking your context into account.
And as for the “vital space” argument, that is complete an utter evolutionist bullshit. You are perfectly capable, as a cultured human being, living in modern society, to discern between those moments when you can use space freely, and the situations when it is best to just cope with your environment.
As for the alpha male point, I don’t need to repeat myself. You are not Tarzan, you are not living in the jungle. Others commuting with you are just like you, people trying to get somwhere on time. Make it easyer on yourselves, behave in such a way that makes it more bareble to all of you.
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MD
June 4th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
House-on-your-back hiker packs are pretty antisocial: if you’re backpacking then please try and stay off the trains at peak times!
Most commuters just have little daypacks, though. Try wearing it on your front! You can see your stuff, it keeps the next person away from your face where you really need the airflow and it gives just enough room to hold a book.
‘Course I don’t know how comfortable this would be for the ladies…!
Nick
June 4th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
While I’m not 100% with the suggestions in the post, a lot of the comments seem to be making the mistaken assumption that other commuters are not performing obnoxious actions of their own (at least mistaken on my subway line in NY, where it happens often enough to run into such a person every other ride or so).
Not letting others abuse your personal space too greatly and/or not going to extreme lengths to allow others easy access to a crowded train is less a selfish act and more simple matter of standing up for yourself in an environment where it’s not terribly unlikely to find folks ready to exploit your helpfulness.
Similarly comments about how awful this behavior is when confronted with the very pregnant/elderly/invalid is misleading as, by and large, those aren’t the folks on during commuter hours. Generally you’re dealing with able bodied 20-50 year olds who put with the same work day you will.
Some good advise is in there too, the middle of trains away from the doors are often less crowded. Also, subway cars are often crowded in their relation to how far they are from entrances/exits at heavily used stations (i.e. the end cars in most NY subways are often empty, however the downtown 2-3 is an exception due to exit on the uptown end of the platform at Times Square). You only need to run a commute for 1-2 weeks and it’s pretty easy to figure out those sorts of patterns if you pay attention.
Alfred from Tokyo
June 5th, 2007 at 3:09 am
been doing all these already… as you, us feisty humans have the uncanny ability to adapt to our environments. and speaking of crowded trains and subways, there is always tokyo during the rush hour…
Becca
June 5th, 2007 at 4:03 am
@Nick
“a lot of the comments seem to be making the mistaken assumption that other commuters are not performing obnoxious actions of their own”
So we should do the same? That’s not what makes a civil society.
Rathje
June 5th, 2007 at 5:07 am
I lived in Japan for a while. A useful trick is to angle for the side of the train door when entering the train. As you are crowded inside, hook your hand around the hand railing on the side of the doorway and use it to pull yourself to one side. You can sort of tuck yourself away right next to the door this way, no matter how packed the train gets (and believe me, they get really packed). That way, when your stop comes up, you can actually reach the door and don’t have to push through packed commuters to get out.
And if you’re a woman on a Japanese subway, try to surround yourself with other women or any male “escorts” you may have. This prevents anonymous “groping” that is actually rather common on Japanese subways.
lily
June 6th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
These just won’t work if you travel the same route every day. You’ll definitely piss off someone who is looking for a fight and create bigger problems for yourself and your fellow travelers. Over time you will be the asshole the others on the train resent.
I can’t believe they were written by someone who has lived for any period of time in a large city.
Here’s what works for me in NYC, in London, in Boston, in DC and in Chicago (places I travel regularly and use public transportation regularly).
Carry a book or magazine
Move away from the doors until a stop or two before you have to get off
Keep your elbows down
Keep packages or backpacks in front of you and close to your body
Avoid eye contact
Be courteous
If someone takes up too much space or acts aggressively, calmly and intentionally move away from them.
If you are still frightened or uncomfortable after taking these precautions, you don’t belong on public transportation. Walk or take a cab – you and everyone around you will be happier.
Chris
June 7th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
I’ve seen one guy threaten to stab another guy for taking up to much room. I’ll go ahead and take as little space as possible and try to let as many people get on the train as possible. If you are claustrophobic, Subways at rush hour are not for you, leave for work before rush hour, walk, take a cab, or move out of the city.
james
June 10th, 2007 at 2:44 am
Agree. These are ridiculous. I’ve ridden transit in Buenos Aires, Mexico City, and Europe, and there’s plenty of unspoken courteous rules which keep everyone on the same level even while in a hot and crowded subway. As the above poster said being an arrogant ass will not make for a pleasant trip, or hopefully get you pickpocketed.
Also don’t put your feet on the seats, and your crap doesn’t get it’s own seat on a crowded bus or train. If you can’t handle the crowds take a cab. Or do as I do most days and bike to work.
The beauty of a big city is lots of people moving and working together, regardless of social levels or how “alpha” they may be.
james http://www.futuregringo.com
james
June 10th, 2007 at 2:46 am
p.s. when I take the bus/train in my hometown of Denver I read or study my spanish. Even while standing you can read a small paperback. Books are the ultimate PDA.
Gaz
June 11th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Carry a can of extra strong lager with you, Special Brew or Super Tennats. People soon get out of your way for fear of you asking them for a pound to buy another can!!
Alex
June 11th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
That’s one of the coolest tips I ever had. Thanks Gary, I’ll keep it in mind next time! If only those security guards didn’t patrol in the subway all day long, it would actually work!
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February 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
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April 27th, 2010 at 2:25 am
There is some good tips here but that alpha male stuff only works if your at least 6 feet tall, nyc 7 feet. I used to take the train to points all over the bouroughs but mostly manhattan. I would stand in a precise spot on the crowded platform so when the train stopped I was standing directly in front of the door, then politly step a little over to let people out. Also some cars are more dense than others. But at some times all that planning goes out the window, you just got to take a deep breath, dive in, and hope whoever you get stuck next to brushes his teeth.
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